my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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