Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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