I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm too high and old for this...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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