Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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