Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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