I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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