People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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