We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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