Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Terrible idea I love it
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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