So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We got so high we made milksteak
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same