god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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