these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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