i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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