i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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