went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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