My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
