Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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