I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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