if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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