do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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