I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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