I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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