We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
