just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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