I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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