Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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