your thong is hanging out like whoa
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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