He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I need a hoe opinion
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Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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