Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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