if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
