people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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