i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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