hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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