hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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