If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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