i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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