Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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