Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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