We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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