on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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