im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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