Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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