I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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