I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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