I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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