considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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