Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
how drunk are you?
Several
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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