Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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