Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
This is my gift to your gina
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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