Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i drank out of a bidet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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