Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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