forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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