the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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