NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
soo... how was my night?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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